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bloody murder to get it off me

=|[76AD]|= AirForceOne — Today - 11:12

Author: =|[76AD]|= AirForceOne

Posted: Today - 11:12

I guess the kid was too young to have known about Sir Isaac Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation!

Genie in a bottle

=|[76AD]|= AirForceOne — Today - 11:07

Author: =|[76AD]|= AirForceOne

Posted: Today - 11:07

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self..'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do.. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said.

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

Re-activate the Ban Game

=|[76AD]|= Big Pastrami — Today - 08:48

Author: =|[76AD]|= Big Pastrami

Posted: Today - 08:48

rofl...........I know it violates the rules, but I hereby anti-ban cygmeister for the exquisite use of the term "Canadian beaver ban."

Now then, according to the international rules of banning, when one player has been anti-banned, it is then an option of the anti-bannor to select an alternate. I therefore choose to ban D'yer because while Chalt was strutting the halls of work in skinny jeans, D'yer snuck into his cubicle and used the New Super Ban-O-Gram 2076 on himself to slip into a skimpy pair of fishnets.

Big Dog

=|[76AD]|= Big Pastrami — Today - 08:36

Author: =|[76AD]|= Big Pastrami

Posted: Today - 08:36

	=\|[76AD]\|= WigglyNibblets wrote:
	Those are pretty amazing. It is cool how far technology has come. Just need to make one that crawls under homes and fixes plumbing or even worse, sewer. Wiggles

Wiggles, I'm bettin' if you put in a request to Boston Dynamic, they could prolly create a super duper special Wiggly sewer snake.

A Little Inspiration

=|[76AD]|= cygmark — Today - 05:29

Author: =|[76AD]|= cygmark

Posted: Today - 05:29

Everyday is a gift to us all wether it may be a horrible day....that is why its called the present..I value each day I have thankful I can get up and see my wife and see the sun outside....thanks pastrami, i truly know what it's like to endure hardships and i treasure my present everyday.

Thanks for the wonderful video

=|[76AD]|= cygmark

High Octane

=|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets — Today - 03:03

Author: =|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets

Posted: Today - 03:03

Very nice Pastrami. And thank you grandpa for that vote of confidence. I dont' think I would make it quite that far though. Besides, I would probably fart while hanging upside down trying to fix something and blow my ass into the ground.

Wiggles

Zzzzzz...

=|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets — Today - 02:57

Author: =|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets

Posted: Today - 02:57

2 minutes of fun, nine months of sickness and expectation, and then 18 years of hell. LOL

Wiggles

Promotion - Black Mamba - 03/07/2010

=|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets — Today - 02:29

Author: =|[76AD]|= WigglyNibblets

Posted: Today - 02:29

Well what the hell? Good job Mamba and well deserved. Now, get the hell out of my garage before I kick your ass.

Wiggles

Im Sorry!!

=|[76AD]|= WeakLink — Yesterday - 17:39

Author: =|[76AD]|= WeakLink

Posted: Yesterday - 17:39

I'm sorry to hear that man. Maybe in the future you will be able to come back. You never know. Hope you sort stuff out, please come to the server and play anytime!

Promotion - Big Pastrami - 03/07/2010

=|[76AD]|= surfrat — Yesterday - 13:28

Author: =|[76AD]|= surfrat

Posted: Yesterday - 13:28

I'll have a Pastrami on rye with a side of slaw! Congratulations BP, well done!